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belieber101 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

UNAGI!

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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you deserve it belieber

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If you hear a sssssSSSSS run away! It might blow up!

sickenedwinter86 0

How did you post an FML with the lights out? YDI for lying!

bigbootay 0

a few torches is all you need

Do you not need electricity for Internet?!

xocellaox 0

you sound like me! ...but i grab a knife, and light candles.

i know i was creepin outside your front door but your awesome karote noises made me shit bricks

Haven't you heard of flashlights or lanterns..? Even an iPod, phone, or laptop light works. And why the basement? Thats the worse place to be when there i sno light!

PistolWhiper93 0

Screw karate, where's a torch and enchanted diamond sword when u need one.

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No inernet yet you post an fml?