belieber101
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
UNAGI!
Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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godamnitmotagain 16
you deserve it belieber
iwilkilalzmBs 2
Minecraft?
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tennisrapper1 14
*Burrgghhh *Hiissssssssss *Nicceesssss roomssssssss youssssss gotsssss heressssss
patebishop 7
Off*
PiErC3 0
i dont get ur pic
modernbenoni 8
Fortunately you don't need to get it... Though, it's pretty obvious anyway, and you're just being an idiot
desireev 18
This is what happens when you 'belieb' in Bieber! You get extremely scared, your scream gets higher-pitched, your hair naturally grooms itself to a side-swept hairstyle, and you have 9-year-old girls all over you!
banzainutslap 0
You are very sexy you know yes?
afdude87 6
hey, don't threaten me with a good time
ohmandapants 17
Dude seriously...go upstairs and sit by a window. Your "karate noises" wouldn't scare anyone or anything so do something productive. Read a book or something.
coried91 28
How would they read a book in the dark? Also, where does it say that it's daylight outside?
ohmandapants 17
Ever heard of candles/flashlights? Also, even when it's nighttime there is light outside.
micheal259 4
Or they can be like Bruno mars and talk to the moon.
coried91 28
Not everyone has candles or flashlights. I know there's light outside but even then it's not bright enough a lot of the time.
aisthecoolest 8
All they need is coal and sticks. Flashlights are for noobs
warsun 27
Glow stone works
Blueglasscup 18
*facepalm*
bspiper87 7
Go upstairs to your parents room and look in the night stand beside your dads side of the bed, open it..that thing there is called a gun...forget that, those are condoms, go to your parents closet............
crimsonprodigy 15
Lol what exactly is this getting at?
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
88- I can't speak for her/him, but I think she/he is calling the OP a child (or childlike), and making the humorous situation described to further establish her/his point.
perdix 31
There's a whole class of creepers who get off to their prey making karate noises. Your plan needs work.
tennisrapper1 14
Your warning may be too late... OPs house might have already blown up...
THExistentialist 13
yes, but the creepers are then preoccupied fapping to the sounds of their prey's karate sound effects. makes time for OP to make an escape !!!
rebelsrock 17
I think that would make them laugh rather than scare them
tennisrapper1 14
No, OP would be blown to pieces and then the remaining creepers would laugh after OP is dead. If they laugh before OP dies, their cover might be blown.
rebelsrock 17
Just stop dude that was dumb^^
micahsmommy 13
Haven't you ever seen home alone? Set up traps by all entrances and sit with a sling shot and wait. You'll be just fine. The sun will come up tomorrow.
BunBunBabe 8
....you're crazy