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belieber101 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

UNAGI!

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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you deserve it belieber

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Time to get a lightsaber

Haha. The people that disliked are the people that saw the username haha!

Haha!! That's wonderful #20!!! That made me laugh SOO hard. Haha!!! :)

are you 12..? that's kinda sad. YDI

Quick tip: Obsidian is your friend. But **** off belieber.

I prefer 4 layers of cobblestone, myself, but only because it's less difficult to get early on.

tinybear93 0

Hahahahahaha funniest fml ever.

first of all, if you were home alone, there would be no 'creepers' lurking in your house. and second, nobody would want to creep on you, sissy.

LDBrann93 0

Live in the ghetto?

I've done that but I wasn't making karate noises. I was barking and had a pot of boiling hot water to throw on someone just in case.

You, sir/madam, are an idiot!