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UNAGI!

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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you deserve it belieber

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Uh, hate to tell you this but us creepers home in on frightened wimps making karate noises. Makes me want to do sick and twisted things to fraidy-cats. Frightened noises draws us like evil rapist zombies to a girls first menstraul blood. If you are lucky the first creeper will finish you off before the swarm gets there.

koenigsegg44 2

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jackeechan 10

Get your diamond sword, armor, and porkchops buddy! Were goin on a minecraft stakeout! :D

jbladehdk 4

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Seriously, why did you let creepers in your house anyways?? Lol

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Seriously?

braceletwiz98 3

That'ssssssSSSSSssssss a nicesssssSSSSss basssssSSSSSsssssement you've got there...

paintedgoddess 0

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hannah327 0

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh extremely hard. Ydi...