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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Traumatic, but funny

Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

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Comments (66)

What is this OP?

I think this has been posted b4....

EffYourLifee 0

YDI for questioning him

YDI for being out of the kitchen.

CyclonePsycho 1

+9000

Superjake12 0

Well, it's good he didn't take my penis, cause then I wouldn't have a penis. And I wouldn't have babies. With your mom

you were getting mugged? so you posted while getting mugged?

emodude44 0

ART THOU MUGGING ME? NAY I SAY!

DisappearingRose 18

I hope the mugger reads this! :D

arielzbkny 0

Shut the **** up and stop messing up the damn moment u dumbass hoe!!!!