Traumatic, but funny

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 376
You deserved it 7 839

Top comments

Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

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EffYourLifee 0
Superjake12 0

Well, it's good he didn't take my penis, cause then I wouldn't have a penis. And I wouldn't have babies. With your mom

afarr 0

you were getting mugged? so you posted while getting mugged?

emodude44 0

ART THOU MUGGING ME? NAY I SAY!

DisappearingRose 18

I hope the mugger reads this! :D

arielzbkny 0

Shut the **** up and stop messing up the damn moment u dumbass hoe!!!!