Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Traumatic, but funny
Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
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Chubtubdaplaya 0
Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!
GrandeCarne 0
HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride
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Chubtubdaplaya 0
Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!
Dabookofnothing 0
second!!
FreddyLunch 0
Fail, you are 27th.
crzymonkeyxo 0
he prolly meant that he was seconding the comment, if not, then he just meant that he was the second response that u see on the page
blink182rocks 0
FOURTH
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#38 can't count, hahaha!
xNatsuki 0
Ouch. Adding insult to injury. FYL.
efwiz 0
I guess the OP would have preferred rape instead?
curryndricegirll 0
OP, i guess he wasn't holding you for your brains either
zachbredberg 0
#50 = epic win! Seriously, ur getting mugged, why the hell do u care if someone is insulting you? FYL for being mugged, but, really? After getting mugged, you care about the guy insulting you? Wow
fmlfmlfml15 0
lol epic fail, and OP, wtf do you think he was doing??? how the hell does one get robbed and owned at the same time?
JayTroi 0
wtf is OP?! Im seeing it everywhere!
fuzzybrownbear 0
original poster
mymy99423 0
lol like some ppl need a lifw ad not get high and dp stupid shit
je_tdwp 4
Hahahaha this is the most epic mugger I've ever heard of! Bravo Mr. Mugger Man
MissNicky_fml 0
#27 you may have failed but i love your picture
GrandeCarne 0
HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride
jamesSIII 0
Pouring salt on the wound.
GrandeCarne 0
To which he replies "I hope you've had a good life, goodbye"
NGM_47 0
I've never heard of comedian muggers....lol!! I wonder how he mugged you if you had the time to ask him that.....this was funny, but FYL!
shineyourlight_x 0
Because maybe she didn't and that this FML is just a lie???
slushpup9696 12
6 is your name Danny? you look familiar
goingdownhill 0
lol you had a conversation with the mugger
Cman1494 4
mugger= win
Missnoname_fml 0
And he obviously did not grab you for your intelligence.
littlemisslee 0
oooh ouch. he got you good. I think you might have summoned the fail whale on that one....
Pytt 0
Haha, damn, your life really sucks when you get mugged by a smartass. :P
ajlardner 0
modded this one.
maddog_fml 0
@#13 who cares!!
dyld921 2
Don't feed the attention *****.
Unregistered 0
want a cookie attention *****?
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
#22: WIN!!