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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Traumatic, but funny

Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

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Comments (66)

I cnt stop laughing to tis!xD

or your brains.

Judged by a mugger. The irony

Habacadavarus 12

What a monster, robbed you of your valuables and dignity. Who knows for sure how they will react to being mugged the first time?

bobsanction 18

At least he only murdered you with words.