Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Traumatic, but funny
Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
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Chubtubdaplaya 0
Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!
GrandeCarne 0
HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride
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stone_light 0
sooo ur fml because he didnt rape you.........
JayTroi 0
YDI For asking stupid questions
TheOtherNewest1 6
#46 ROFL.
fml328 0
tyi for talking to a criminal
C_Wicked27 0
okay, this is funny... but I have to call bullshit on this. I mean really, who gets mugged and their first response is to ask the attacker if they are mugging them? But hey, that's just me and my opinion though.
x_Leopard_x 1
Wouldn't it be kind of obvious if he was mugging you or not? lol
Smiley011 0
haha smartass mugger :] hope u didnt get hurt
MoobyTheCow 2
I like how him calling you ugly was the FML, rather than the actual mugging. @all: Most muggers don't rape the people they mug.
Fateless_Fighter 0
So you're saying FML to him not likeing the way you look, and not that he was mugging you. O.O'
LordKoin772 0
Hope you weren't hurt, if you werent than fyl anyway cuz u got your shit robbed. But thats hilarious, he's the best mugger ever.