Miscellaneous: Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes,...

By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Stalling

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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She's lost control again

By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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WinterChild 20

Wednesday 21 September 2016 17:46

Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 September 2016 17:51

Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!

Comments

zainman13 26

Thursday 22 September 2016 13:36

Long johns are long gone ?

packmanX 4

Thursday 22 September 2016 20:50

Did you put them on?

themanontheedge 13

Friday 23 September 2016 0:18

they should be able to get some DNA off of the dirty ones. I hope she is caught for being this DISGUSTING

freedom111 7

Friday 23 September 2016 4:47

Sell them on Craigslist

kuffis 11

Friday 23 September 2016 13:52

if you do, also soak them with your own cocktail so you can ask twice the price for having two women's juices in them

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Friday 23 September 2016 5:05

oh, that's just plain disgusting. Seriously???!!! who thinks they have a right to discuss that????!!

Diegoba12 16

Friday 23 September 2016 6:59

I wonder how dirty it was...

fridsten 5

Friday 23 September 2016 9:08

The thief might very well be in for a nasty surprise herself. New underwear are generally filled with harmful chemicals from manufacturing and should always be washed before worn. I know of people who have gotten seriously ill down there from wearing brand new underwear, so there might be instant karma.