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By seriously! - 19/03/2013 05:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

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pussystank 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 7:51

This is defiantly going on my favorites.

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 20 March 2013 16:40

mooooove on

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Thursday 20 June 2013 18:56

sucks for you

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