Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked...

By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:48

Would've slapped her back the second time.

Pwib 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:49

I really don't see any way this could be OP's fault...times like these I question the people saying YDI.

Comments

Tempest151 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:11

You should have seen the second one coming. Hope it wasn't a backhand though, that's how pimps handle their business.

ddlovatolover 23

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:26

That's when you slap her back, look at her for a moment, and say, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."

brackaman 18

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:49

No. Slap her back and say you were exactly who I was looking for

brad5150 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:27

Something has changed in the matrix...

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:30

No you wouldn't have. You would have sat there with a stunned look on your face just like OP did.

spearcom 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:35

Mabe she was trying to hit on you??

94yhy 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:39

"Hit on you" isn't the same as "hit you". It's also different from "hit on you[r face]".

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:09

Ehhh... Sure that works..

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:09

grammar. ......ugh

Imhere4fml 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:47

I sense the whole story isn't being told...

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:15

She did know you op. You're the one who talks through the whole movie while everyone shhshes you, the same one who gets in the express lane with 38 items at the grocery store and then tries to pay with insufficient funds. The one who just changed their order for the 5th time at the restaurant while arguing that your expired coupons are still good. Everyone knows you op. you're the one everyone wants to slap.