Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Mind your beeswax, Karen
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
RUDE!
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML
Top comments
Dracoboxer357 36
Hmm. Free and honest advice comes in all forms. Perhaps this is a sign? ;p Either way, I imagine that didn't make you feel good about yourself. Sorry Op.
jessonice88 14
Next time, do your own shopping. ;P
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (81)
daniel_dd31 13
You did ask for a recommendation so it's not her fault.
perdix 31
Would you like to be? Heh-heh-heh ;)
lolalola47l 8
what a bitch... this happens too often
jwebster 8
Maternity looks cuter than plus size. Take her advice.
brinnablaine 22
While the fact that you were taken there by a salesperson was kind of insulting, the maternity clothes may be worth a look. I have a bit of a tummy and a larger bra size, so maternity clothes are actually much more flattering on me than regular clothes or (ugh) plus size clothes. For some reason, too many clothing manufacturers think plus size means 'without actual shape'. Most plus size clothes are baggy, weirdly stretchy, and shapeless while maternity clothes are made to fit actual people. I've avoided the maternity label at times, but now if I see a cute shirt or dress that flatters both my waist and my chest, I buy it, regardless of what it says on the tag. I'm not as thin as I'd like to be, but I'm far from fat. Don't worry about what anyone says. Just wear what looks good. ;)
edanielleh 21
I am about to get a lot of hate for this, so just beforehand, i really don't care what anyone thinks. If you are fat enough to look pregs, totally your fault. It is pathetic that you feel sorry for yourself about this instead of seeing it as a wake up call. YDI times a thousand
mansen 15
Oh snowflake. I think you are confusing that what you are able to do, should apply to every single person, ever. It does not work that way. First, there is endomorph and ectomorph body types. One is naturally always going to look 'chubbier' no matter what they do. It is how fat is deposited/carried on the body. Genetics and epigenetics are also a big factor in how ones body looks despite eating and exercise regimens as well, and again, how and where the body stores its fat/loses fat etc. Now. Taking all that into account, it does not give those that do nothing and stuff their face free reign whine, but, my dear, there are people that do really really, honest! live healthy and look bigger. Oh, and take a look at pregnant bellies. They all don't look the same. There is a remarkable range in how the look, protrude/spread, what have you. So, a healthy bigger person can be mistaken with someone who is pregs and not be a disgusting lame person who cannot control themselves. Go read some actual research. So.
cbelanger 9
You are so ignorant, it's ridiculous. Maybe if you read a book sometime, you would know that there are often many factors that contribute to weight gain other than diet and exercise.
love_me_electric 20
I'd also like to point out that certain medical conditions make you bloat like crazy, but it's not fat it's just water (look up 'ascites' if you're feeling brave).
Mr_Mole 24
I'll stick up for you cos unless she is in the very tiny percentage of people who have a real medical problem, then it is her fault to be mistaken for being pregnant. People always look for an excuse for it so they can blame someone else and live a guilt free existence of pie scoffing.
edanielleh 21
I actually do know that, believe it or not. And if OP actually counts her calories and works out and she is not seeing weight loss, she should go to her doctor! Perhaps she has something really wrong that needs to be corrected like a hormonal imbalance. But lets face it, most fat people are fat because they eat too much
edanielleh 21
48- first i have read research. A lot of it. And i get that some people have a bigger shape. and if they are cool with it, i am cool with it. but nobody's "shape" is obese. Seriously? You are just a person making excuses to be fat
edanielleh 21
54- and by the way, i am a third year bio major. I read lots of books, thank you
akire1024 9
Are you busty OP, maybe it's not a weight thing. I have to buy some of my shirts in Maternity cause I'm busty and they fit better where they need too, plus some of those clothes are super cute and don't look like maternity clothes. ^-^
worldclassrager 41
Well that could be for future reference...wouldn't hurt to be ready for that time...
xxxkassixxx 8
Awh :(
huss11 6
diet coke and donuts don't work get hint and hit the gym boo.
bessiemay01 5
At least they have a maternity section. I can't seem to find hardly any stores with one. Haha.