Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
loloalltheway 23
Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-
luminos_ 9
1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (113)
aznpink7 9
DAYUM. Haha you just got told. YDI
DanielleinDC 34
And if OP has had other guys staring at her in a manner she found creepy or annoying, she may well have not felt like being polite to someone else she felt was staring at her. We don't know what she said, and maybe she could have been delicate (or moved away from someone who was creeping her out if the train wasn't too crowded), but there was no call for him to be nasty.
twinkiefeets 17
Maybe he was looking behind you. You deserve it for being such a bitch.
jdime209 2
Hahaha
Kalipczo 21
Get off your high horse. Many people, including myself, tend to space out when we're bored or thinking.. Don't automatically assume your being checked out. Slow your roll hot stuff.
prettyhazeleyez 4
Lmaooooo well damn
darkgodxvx 4
70 - Could he have been a little nicer? Yes. Could OP been a little more courteous? Most definitely. However, OP was quite rude and presumptuous, not to mention more than a little narcissistic to assume he was staring at her. What if there was something behind her, or near her? OP should have been expecting a response at least as hostile as hers. Most people don't like being talked down to and I'm not surprised OP got what was coming to her. She started the escalation when a simple "Please stop staring" would have sufficed, as well as defused the situation.
madgrinchhatter 12
That's the best excuse ever.
StormyZero 11
I love the guy's response.
xoAbiox 18
That'll teach u for being rude.