Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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Top comments
loloalltheway 23
Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-
luminos_ 9
1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.
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Comments (113)
KiddNYC1O 22
It does become a vulnerable feeling but just pretend you're sleeping... They'll stop staring.
Thatguy334 7
And that's what you get for being ugly and stuck up
Lionesse 15
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Omfgitsmia 15
You could have turned your head away
daddywarcrimes0 4
Maybe he thought your nose was a dick....
perdix 31
He probably was staring out the window, but you thought he was looking at you because he is . . . *lowers sunglasses* ****-eyed.
vadaaa 11
Your comments make my day and I'm not sure why.
akiahara 14
Oh, Perdix...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
To be honest my assumption is that he got embarrassed that she told him off in front of everyone, which is why he turned nasty right away
meihua 19
You should apply water for that burn
simoncat 11
YDI. Why did you get all "high and mighty"? Why were you so "annoyed" with him? He did little wrong. Instead, you instigated the argument by snapping at him.
Geary519 20
was trying to think of something nice to say but there really isnt anything to say here. You got owned.....
buddy51 23
Looks like you need to replace the batteries in your gaydar....