Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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loloalltheway 23
Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-
luminos_ 9
1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.
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Comments (113)
beautycrush495 10
Gay or not. No one likes to be stared at
SirCharles83 13
Those lips..... Are nasty.
B_CeouL 12
I concur
luminos_ 9
So he stared at you just to say that no one else would want to look at you? Makes sense.
joeyl1990 28
Or, more likely, he eas zoned out and didn't realize it looked like he was staring at anyone or he was looking in her general direction and she assumed he was looking at her.
Iwannabetreo 11
Yeah, that's what you get for overreacting.
qwillis98 20
Ok so first off in my school I know a girl who is uglier than a hogs ass, but she thinks she the queen of the dam world. When I looked at my friend who sits next to her, she said "Why the hell are you staring at me, turn your ass around!" So yeah.
MuseFan1991 14
do you even grammar?
soja_fml 18
cool story... please don't tell it again.... so yeah
qwillis98 20
@35 I'm sorry I'm not the king of grammar, but were I've grown up grammar is not important. If you noticed I said "She is uglier than a hog's ass" I'm sure that shows that I'm from the south so my grammar isn't the greatest so please don't go grammar nazi on me. :(
kpopgirl24 6
Do you even grammar ?? I'm sorry, I'm not being a grammar nazi or anything , but that really doesn't make sense seeing as how grammar is not a verb, it's a noun . How are you going to correct somebodies dialect ?? That's the way they talk . And I know I'm not perfect with grammar and all but seriously all these grammar nazi's need to make like a tree and leave.
StormRaider358 2
Eh 91 he was making an Internet reference. Instead of "Do you even lift?", he replaced lift with grammar.
kpopgirl24 6
Oh ok in that case my bad I apologize but what I said about overzealous grammar nazis making like trees and leaving still stands.
Barriaultcory 16
Maybe you shouldn't dress so funny
gracehi 33
I'll remember that comeback the next time someone thinks I'm staring at them, when really I'm just daydreaming and staring in their general direction. Happens to me a lot, actually. Next time someone accuses me of staring at them, I'll just make THEM feel awkward! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
soja_fml 18
Hahaha!! Jokes on you!!
d4m4s74 12
I'm not gay but if someone would scream at me for randomly looking in its direction I'd say the same thing
JohnyLoca 8
Next time don't forget to write 'Don't look at me' on your forehead before you go out...
Inediblepeaches 15
Im going to thumb up your comment only because you said "downvote"
AllegroRubato 16
Haha, yeah you were just too quick to assume, OP. I know it can be uncomfortable to be stared at but a lot of times people are just lost in thought and happen to be looking in your direction. :D