By TheNewGuy03 - 17/09/2015 15:40 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, while playing with a group of kids at the school where I work, I heard an immense rip. I looked down and recoiled in shock as I noticed a gaping maw in my pants stretching from my ass to my left kneecap. I had to finish the rest of the day and walk home like that. FML
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TheNewGuy03 28

I wish I wore my sky blue Wii boxers for that momentous occasion, then. I am filled with regret.

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dolphinlvr7 24

Did u do it to the other leg? You could start a trend :)

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writerchic85 25

You mean work wouldn't allow you to clock out and go change?

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fohfuu 9

Working with kids means you need a certain level of adults around. It may have been illegal to do.

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lor2093 1

I'm so sorry sweetie. That happened to me too at a day care. It was my first day and I was wearing some inappropriate panties.

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worldclassrager 39

If those were new that must have been a real rip off...

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sweetbliss3 37

being around kids they didn't let you go home and change? that's weird.

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lcuttie119 13

I didn't mean to down vote. But yes I agree!! I was thinking the same thing. That's inappropriate that he stayed at work ( where there is children ) with a rip in his pants

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imabat 14

okay this can't be a coincidence, the same thing happened to me last year while leading a youth group.

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EatUrGreens 20

You must have both been wearing the same brand pants... even the same model and colour :o What are the odds of someone else in the world having the EXACT same pants as you?! :o I mean they only make one of each right? That's why I can never find my size xD That's the only explanation to them ripping the same way in a similar situation. The pants must be conspiring against males working with children!

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Elban 20

So he spent the day cracking everybody up?

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TheNewGuy03 28

That is precisely what happened. One of the other teachers provided me with a jacket to tie around the yawning crevasse that was my trousers, and, of course, the kids asked why I was wearing a "skirt" and pulled it up anyway. Good times

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PurpleLover20 11

keep a spare pair of pants in your classroom and your car as well

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