Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
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shortwiz247 0
I could tell you to get off your fat ass and do something other then play sims, but then I'd be a hypocrite.
cadillac_blues 0
i find myself in that situation a few too many times....can't wait for the Sims 3!!!!!
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Comments (163)
cheerthefkupism 0
i do the same. kind of. except i have my whole family portrayed in the game. right now since i am pregnant in real life, my sim-me is pregnant. and she's about to give birth. since i'm due in two weeks i haven't played the game lately, i make it correlate with my real life. hahaha. sad, i know.
UOMeAnIOU 0
ha! just wait til the sims 3. non of us will have lives. ever.
mirandaanda22 3
u sound EXACTLY like me... its pretty sad.
victory25 0
LOL at #118 and # 132!!!!!
Asdas_fml 0
1. Quit the game 2. Uninstall the game 3. Break the CDs/DVDs 4. Go out 5. ??? 6. Profit It's not FML if you can stop it any second you want. It's hard of course but still.
Leaveittosteven 0
Well considering the average lifetime of a Sim is like one hour and consists of maxing out a job and 7 or so skills, I don't think this is very surprising.
reddilocks 0
LOL #141...
mannix_fml 0
Dude, all I do in The Sims is start fights and set people on fire. About the Sims 3, I bought it but the graphics suck on my computer! I'll have to wait until I get a new computer...someday.
bloodxdrain 0
Heyyy me too :] Real life sucks! haha... =/
serendipity1027 0
oh gosh... this sounds exactly like my mom.