Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
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clarification: I was wearing a shin-gaurd (clearly not a very good one...), the kick had enough force to break my leg anyways. Also, I only know about the loud crack because people told me about it, I didn't hear it myself (I was too busy writhing in agony to register much of anything really).
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Yoonzter 0
OP's mom really has her priorities straight. >.>
Yarrachel 16
Gotta love soccer moms!
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BSUnationalCHAMP 0
walk it off pussy rub some dirt in it that will make it better lol
MoniV6661 0
Must be some type of magical dirt!
hcovballer247 0
Hahahahhahahaha me and your mom would be good friends
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Tibia is an acronym for Though it's broke I'm alright. Snap your femur in half, then you'll be able to complain.
TryptamineDreame 0
I can't believe your mom would snap at you like that!
FFML_314 12
When the third "leg" doesn't come past your hips, it doesn't count. No one cares about your extra bellybutton, sir.
annabethjackson 0
Mommy definitely loves u
perdix 31
But she loves soccer more.
BadKitty13 28
Yer Mama's a B**ch !!!
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Lol I'd just be glad she has to pay the bill.
Javgirl 4
Well maybe you shouldn't be such a baby.. That's embarrassing, if it was me I would drag myself off.you're a puss
FFML_314 12
You're a poet? Bragging about the size of your penis is reserved for the wee little dick men. It's good to know your 'big' vocabulary is simply overcompensating for junior behind your zipper. Good luck with that.