Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
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clarification: I was wearing a shin-gaurd (clearly not a very good one...), the kick had enough force to break my leg anyways. Also, I only know about the loud crack because people told me about it, I didn't hear it myself (I was too busy writhing in agony to register much of anything really).
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Yoonzter 0
OP's mom really has her priorities straight. >.>
Yarrachel 16
Gotta love soccer moms!
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ctp_fml 0
your mom is a saint.
grapisy 8
in soviet russia, shin guards wear you! also: last
beastwill64 16
what a bitch
lulupookiepoo 0
Wear shingards much?
TaylorToxic 2
That's what you get for wearing 1/2 inch shin guards, or none at all.
Sk8trlover19 3
Wow ur mom is a bitch. I'd slap her sooooo hard
MyNameIsViet 15
Shin guards?
yupitssoph 18
All you asshole try breaking a tibia and then tell him he's "selfish."
xs4u 13
crazy bitch. Flip her the finger!
jujubeef 10
What kind of crappy mother would say that!?!