Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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tempaccount 0
Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get ******, then close the blinds.
biancagolden 0
lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"
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Comments (144)
girlygirl247 0
why were you masterbating at your computer anyways?
mcsnelly 5
#88--you got it! You guys actually think someone would be taking pictures of some guy masturbating because they were impressed? Noooooo, trust me, they were only doing it to make fun of you. And if the OP would have said some dumbass comment asking them to join him, they would have laughed even harder.
ACDCfan 0
It won't work because the window will reflect the camera flash. You should zip your pants, walk out the door with a huge butcher knife, and look straight at them without smiling. Then you should try to open the door to their apartment. That would creep them out.
oldslagliv 0
Oh please! As if any hot girl would want to see your foul old penis. You sicken me. That is all.
ironyofmylife 0
What the ****, that is retarded.
summer66_fml 0
eeewww why would they take a pic of that thats just gross!!
The_Curse 0
EPIC FAIL
happyface101 0
I wish I was the girl ;)
kimmaye 0
...poor guy
tomberryboy 0
I agree,next time u know what to do