Today, while going to take a train, I asked my girlfriend to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2017 01:14

Today, while going to take a train, I asked my girlfriend to check she was punching the way tikets and not the return ones. She yelled at me: "there's not Need to tell me! I'm not an idiot like you!" while punching the wrong tikets. FML

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Friday 3 November 2017 14:27

Uh, please tell me you are AT LEAST considering breaking up with her. Not only does she apparently have a low opinion of you, but has no issue being verbally abusive in public. If she doesn't have enough instilled shame to not do that, chances are that she won't have any issues hitting you in private. Even if this was a one time thing, I'd put her on a single strike probation- next time she does something like thanks, even if it's months later, LEAVE. Abusive behavior only escalates.

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Friday 3 November 2017 11:56

looks like she's the idiot. Is she always that mouthy?

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Friday 3 November 2017 11:56

looks like she's the idiot. Is she always that mouthy?

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Friday 3 November 2017 14:27

Uh, please tell me you are AT LEAST considering breaking up with her. Not only does she apparently have a low opinion of you, but has no issue being verbally abusive in public. If she doesn't have enough instilled shame to not do that, chances are that she won't have any issues hitting you in private. Even if this was a one time thing, I'd put her on a single strike probation- next time she does something like thanks, even if it's months later, LEAVE. Abusive behavior only escalates.

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