By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Top comments

Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Comments

MissFits_fml 6

"Couldn't you... have* just taken*" I'm not really a grammar Nazi extremist or anything, but I couldn't help but correct that bit.

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beauty_life_love 7

Shave that shit, yo!

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thunter2000 2

A trim now and then would keep that from happening.

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DieInYourArms 0

Who gives somebody a hand job with a ring on?....

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dsl1123 8

You should have given him a BJ unless you have braces.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

The way I see it, you have three options: 1) use your mouth instead 2) take your rings off 3) get him to start shaving/waxing.

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