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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

Wow fyl, that's a shame she blew your cover. *Insert sarcasm* YDI DOUCHEBAG.

xxindigobluexx 0

don't complain. If you were smart, you would have predicted this, thus avoiding it. but you aren't, so therefore you probably shouldn't cheat because you don't know how to. ydi.

You deserve it!!! That's no way to treat people. I hope you grow old alone!!

Carolina_girl222 0

that's wat u get for cheating, ydi

mj4life 0

sorry but ydi for cheating and at #20 that's not nice give chris brown a break :(

_JUiCY_MiLF_ 0

you totally ****** deserve it. cheating asshole

linhdaninja 0

If I met you in real life I would spit right in your face you bastard. You are exactly the reason why so many people have issues opening up to people. Not only are you a filthy disgusting little ****, but when you got in trouble for it, you actually felt sorry for yourself and thought you deserved sympathy! I hope you get hit by a ******* drunk driver who would then post "Today I downed a 12-pack and hit some guy on the way home. Now my car is damaged, my insurance has gone up, and the guy's family are suing me for funeral expenses. FML."

You mean you'd spit on me.. if you could dig your face out of my pillow.