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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 September 2009 19:19 / United States
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By  EClaris  |  0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't fucked and your sister is not a bitch.

By  the_stereotype  |  0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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owww dam that has to hurt... maybe she was joking but u dont joke about things like that which could (n probably would) be taken seriously... your sister is probably just hatin cause your better than her XD if she can joke like that on you... JOKE BACK!!! { harder } i would...but then again i might be a vengeful person...sweet on the outside though AVENGE UR PAIN!! lmao

By  userofdoom  |  0

Holy shit. To state the obvious, your sister is a huge bitch. Oh, and happy birthday.

By  EClaris  |  0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't fucked and your sister is not a bitch.

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  Dahlia_F  |  0

for real! this kid needs to learn to take a joke. even if it is your birthday. and dude, when you grow up, birthdays aren't there for anything but to give you a hard time all day. get over it. YDI. happy birthday.

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  ForestFire0  |  1

It MIGHT be a fml if your mother said it. But it was your sister. relax, it wasn't like she actually knows whether you were planned or not. Like other people said, learn to take a joke.

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  caligirl1990  |  0

my older brother told me I was an accident that ruined our mothers life by make my dad and her get married. he told me in an ihop on my 8th grade graduation. he was serious and he was my favorite brother 

By  the_stereotype  |  0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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  666midnight  |  0

Umm it's seriously a joke text I get them all the time, like 'i did a good deed today, I took out 3 retards, I lost one at the cinema, one at mc donalds, now where the fuck are you?' it's a joke and I know it is, my friend isn't really callin me a retard seriously it's just humor ffs

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  22jrdn55  |  15

oh happy birthday and Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!

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