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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By F- Forever - 03/10/2017 16:00

Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By TeachingSucks - 17/05/2023 11:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I'm grading final projects for a junior level college class. A student finally turned in their work, after months of encouragement and coaxing. Half of it was plain wrong, the rest had so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, it appeared to be written by a drunk autocorrect program. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:39

"Your failure pleases me. Mwa ha ha!"

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:37

Positively reinforcing failure. Weird trick. Hope it works for you.

Comments

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:40

Oh no. Not ketchup. That's worse than the F.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:40

Now turn that F into a B and the smiley was you grading their paper on a huge curve.

toxicpinkcandy 10

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:41

just make it super artsy and write something like "see me AFTER class, please." using mustard and other things and discuss their failed paper. voila! (:

devildog562 33

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:42

Well I take it the f wasn't for fun. If you spilt something on it why not just clean it the best you can and leave it? No you look rude and inconsiderate .

stupidface15 16

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:43

Maybe F just stands for Fetchup

gracehi 31

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:46

I don't know why this made me giggle so.

Omegadolly 22

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:44

You should tell them they have a lot of ketching up to do! It'll break the tension, trust me.

Movel 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 11:21

"You have a lot to ketchup on, young student!"

somechick8266 14

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:48

well since i am sure getting an f and seeing you made a smiley is going to make that person feel like crap maybe you should see if they need help on whatever the subject was to show them you werent trying to be rude