There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex with your grandmother. I did. And it was one of the best decisions I ever made. She was in the hospital, very sick with cancer. I wanted to do something to make her feel better. So I went to her hospital room, wearing nipple tassels and crotchless panties. I lit some candles, took out my whip, and said "Get ready, Granny, cause we're about to do some serious lesbian shit!" When I went down on her, she didn't say anything, so I started slapping her in the ladyparts to get a reaction. And she was all "Oh, Donna! Do my old pussy!" So I took out a huge black ***** and destroyed that shit. After we were done, I stuffed some silicon back into my boobies, which had been ripped open by her razor-sharp wrinkles. She said "Sweetie, that's the sexiest I've ever felt". So I jumped onto the bed, whipped out my vag and stuffed it in her face. She sucked all the woman juices out. Then I left. Lesbian sex with relatives is something everybody should experience.

what a cougar!! :/ that's gross!

blood type maybe??????????????

she's my type too

FALSE! The FML said nothing about a birthday! :P

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D that is sooooooo awkward... my family friend's grandma used to do that... and she asked my dad if he was sleeping over hahahhha :D:D:D:D:D

Gramma: GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGITTY GIGGITY, LETS HAVE SEX!!!! op: umm, no. gramma: (grabs ass) I like your type. GIGGITY!!

always nice to hear..

Grandma trying to get it! GO GRANDMA GO!

Messed up.