Love: Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s.... - FML

By KarlwithaK - 19/05/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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amy397123 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Great grandma? Woo, Cougar much!

FMY_FYL 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Well at least you are, in fact, somebody's type after all.

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godamnitmotagain 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:37

well, is she hot?

jazzy_girl 5

Friday 1 November 2013 22:12

Can you blame her. I mean seriously she has Alzheimer's.

CrAzYELF4 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 10:13

Take it as a compliment.

CrazedGunner 22

Friday 17 July 2015 6:06

Yea they do that. My great grandma with Alzheimer's pulled my whole family into a room and we all sat down. She then said "Well, you know what you know and I know what I know." She then got up and left like we had a big conversation. Still confused to this day.

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