Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
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FYLDeep 26
She's lucky they can't tell sobriety with those cameras then. In addition to her paying the ticket, I suggest you punish her more.
livewire1701 8
time to take away her car keys
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Comments (57)
Trent_McNeely 0
BS. Arizona stopped using the speed cameras months ago.
Trent_McNeely 0
blow me fml. enjoy your website full of fake stories.
SuperMaria 0
Your children are never too old for an ass wooping...
darbell87 0
I say to the police and get her locked up and throw away the key. that will teach her for being funny. she if she's smiling in that photo. fhl then
IneffableLullaby 13
That's what you get for not raising your daughter properly. I hope you discipline her well after this incident. :)
MuchDance90s 0
she isn't two years old... at some point the morals or guidelines with which she was raised have to be coupled with self moderation, judgement and character and responsibility
Brittneyyyy 7
Maybe she was in the passenger seat of her car and someone else was driving her? :/ That probably would've been mentioned though...
angel55033 12
I thought that's illegal now in most states cuz there's no way to prove for 100% sure of the person driving?
minniusmannius 0
As selfish of an act that was, she is lucky she did not hurt anyone, herself included. Definitely don't ever let her drive again, and make her pay the ticket. I did laugh about the post, but there is absolutely nothing funny about drinking and driving.
GaBabayy92 0
how old is your daughter?? tear her ass up! and then make her pay it!
CaptainAwesome2 0
I'm not supporting drinking and driving in any way, but that is FRICKIN HILARIOUS!
SoCalChick23 0
Lmao