By ehbe - 27/11/2008 08:52 - France
  Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML
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By  PhysOptGuy  |  0

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things.

"No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

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By  PhysOptGuy  |  0

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things.

"No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

By  elloelle  |  0

haha #'s 5 and 6
yeah- your life isn't fucked and you don't deserve anything, it's just funny.
i kind of wish i had interesting neighbors like this, instead of the baby boomers all down my street.
laaaaaame.

By  purple_sarah  |  0

That's a bit embarrassing but they didn't need to be rude about it, all you did was politely ask from your own property if everything was ok after hearing screaming, you didn't do anything wrong.