Take it easy on the OP, when the sex is that good it's really hard to tell the difference!

"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

That teaches you to be concerned about the safety of others. Shame on you.

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

this is funny as ballz

This has to be one if my all time favorite

haha #'s 5 and 6 yeah- your life isn't fucked and you don't deserve anything, it's just funny. i kind of wish i had interesting neighbors like this, instead of the baby boomers all down my street. laaaaaame.

LMAO at #5 hahaha :P

isnt there one on here about that ebut it the oppisite

That's a bit embarrassing but they didn't need to be rude about it, all you did was politely ask from your own property if everything was ok after hearing screaming, you didn't do anything wrong.