FML : Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and...

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ehbe / Thursday 27 November 2008 08:52 / France

Intimacy

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By Yunie_fml | 0

#18424 - Friday 6 March 2009 08:44

"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

By PhysOptGuy | 0

#49576 - Sunday 22 March 2009 07:34

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

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By MCart_fml | 0

#1710 - Friday 13 February 2009 01:13

Take it easy on the OP, when the sex is that good it's really hard to tell the difference!

By Yunie_fml | 0

#18424 - Friday 6 March 2009 08:44

"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

katiebove | 0

#1867951 - Monday 20 December 2010 04:03

WIN.

By neocow | 8

#34719 - Monday 16 March 2009 04:07

That teaches you to be concerned about the safety of others. Shame on you.

ninjagirl92 | 3

#3416591 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 05:49

haha Agreed!

By PhysOptGuy | 0

#49576 - Sunday 22 March 2009 07:34

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

By diet_cocaine | 0

#50911 - Sunday 22 March 2009 10:42

this is funny as ballz

By MadMel67 | 0

#56860 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 03:24

This has to be one if my all time favorite

By elloelle | 0

#59510 - Thursday 26 March 2009 08:24

haha #'s 5 and 6 yeah- your life isn't fucked and you don't deserve anything, it's just funny. i kind of wish i had interesting neighbors like this, instead of the baby boomers all down my street. laaaaaame.

By JOLiiE_fml | 0

#160498 - Friday 1 May 2009 10:17

LMAO at #5 hahaha :P

jane_marie | 12

#5447924 - Sunday 14 April 2013 07:29

Do not comment if you have nothing better to say. -.-

By xxKittyxx | 0

#215357 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:12

isnt there one on here about that ebut it the oppisite

By purple_sarah | 0

#232528 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 11:17

That's a bit embarrassing but they didn't need to be rude about it, all you did was politely ask from your own property if everything was ok after hearing screaming, you didn't do anything wrong.