By ehbe - 27/11/2008 08:52 - France

Spicy
Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 945
You deserved it 8 114

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"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

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Take it easy on the OP, when the sex is that good it's really hard to tell the difference!

"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

That teaches you to be concerned about the safety of others. Shame on you.

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

this is funny as ballz

This has to be one if my all time favorite

haha #'s 5 and 6 yeah- your life isn't fucked and you don't deserve anything, it's just funny. i kind of wish i had interesting neighbors like this, instead of the baby boomers all down my street. laaaaaame.

LMAO at #5 hahaha :P

Do not comment if you have nothing better to say. -.-

isnt there one on here about that ebut it the oppisite

That's a bit embarrassing but they didn't need to be rude about it, all you did was politely ask from your own property if everything was ok after hearing screaming, you didn't do anything wrong.