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RunForrestRun

Today, we finally got the power back on after a 16 hour long blackout. We also finally located my 25-year-old cousin who is deeply afraid of the dark. He freaked, ran off in the middle of the night in his undies and somehow wound up three towns over. I have to drive 15 miles just to pick him up. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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interesting33 37

wow i really hope he is ok. I can't believe how he must be feeling. that is awful that he was so scared he ran that distance without clothes. look after him OP

GhostFox 34

Get the poor guy some of those tiny led flashlights and put them on a necklace, some bracelets, key chains and those climbing hooks people use as key chains. And some therapy would probably help too. Also, fifteen miles isn't a big deal to drive, but your cousin ran that in the dark, at night, with no clothes on, and out of his mind with terror- if he isn't scraped and bruised twelve ways from Sunday and dehydrated, I will be very surprised. The fact you feel sorrier for yourself than him makes you sound pretty ******* selfish.

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Searra Cromer 9

Oh no... not 15 miles

Smgreene 15

Stop complaining be a good cousin and go pick him up. And next time theres a blackout make sure hes your first call. Checking on family really isnt that hard.

GhostFox 34

Get the poor guy some of those tiny led flashlights and put them on a necklace, some bracelets, key chains and those climbing hooks people use as key chains. And some therapy would probably help too. Also, fifteen miles isn't a big deal to drive, but your cousin ran that in the dark, at night, with no clothes on, and out of his mind with terror- if he isn't scraped and bruised twelve ways from Sunday and dehydrated, I will be very surprised. The fact you feel sorrier for yourself than him makes you sound pretty ******* selfish.

interesting33 37

wow i really hope he is ok. I can't believe how he must be feeling. that is awful that he was so scared he ran that distance without clothes. look after him OP