FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

honeymoondisaster United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Top comments

Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (606)

EPIC FAIL - "NO" means "YES".

mabey she just was tired and did want to **** then

#8 knows how it works.

maybe she was nervous?

foreverx3dance 0

okay having sex before marriage will not change that fact that she was "nervous" to have sex. No matter what your first time will be scary. So its not like she didnt want to do it man i just think she was nervous.

Well FYL because that must have been really awkward, but also YDI for not having sex before you get married and checking how you get on with your partner in bed.

That's why we test drive before we commit

aww i know that was hard for both of you, but you probably should focus more on talking to her about it than posting an "FML" here. it just seems inconsiderate. how old are you? she had her reasons for waiting, and she's your wife. please please treat her well.

awww poor guy lol....hope she finally did it...lol

katie_bby 0

aww, she must just be shy. be happy she's still a virgin though, hard to find one these days.