honeymoondisaster
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!
TigressUK 0
I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Out of principle, I will never wait until marriage. Your situation is an example of why. Edit: Hope I don't sound unsympathetic. I don't think you deserved it at all, I think your choice is noble, but I strongly disagree with it.
AtomicFlx 0
Why don't people ever write in and say "OMG I just got laid before I got married FLM" Guess that says something about sex before marriage. FYL, Guess its not good to be a religious wacko.
Serenity_fml 0
This is exactly the reason why you don't wait until marriage.
nathan_clowdus 0
she probably cheated and is loose as a goose
Peroxide 3
Sounds like a keeper. The honeymoon is going to be a blast.
el211 1
That's why you don't wait until marriage, retard.
stefanalexander 0
Hilarious. I always assumed I'd made the right decision by not waiting, but it still feels good to have it confirmed once in a while
AnneFTW 17
Aww that really sucks. She was probably just nervous.
vela9002 4
wow! thats um... horrible. im srry man. i think its ridiculous on her part. what does she want, to never have sex?? shes being completely unfair to u in this situation.
Paynegwynn 0
You know, especially with a marriage, sex is not the grand goal of a relationship. I think you may have made her very uncomfortable. I would just live with her and then, when it comes, it comes.