Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
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interesting33 37
if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor
Zekfen 17
Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.
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Comments (16)
d3rpb0t 10
I know the dentist says to floss once a day, but this is ridiculous. Hopefully you get sweet revenge for this.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i hope you knocked him out brother or no brother he needs to learn
Justine Malang 16
Uhh...
lucasj23 11
I'm curious as to why you had to be brave to wear s thong.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I have known some people who are absolutely convinced that only ****** wear skimpy panties like thongs. On the opposite side of that I have known people who are worried that someone will think they are a ***** if they are wearing a thong. I have known people who feel that larger people should not wear a thong and if they do they should be shamed for it (I disagreed). And while I've never personally known anyone like this, I also know that there exist in the world people who hear that you are willing to wear a thong and then want to spend forever lecturing you on why that is bad for your health. So it is possible that the OP was concerned that someone would either be able to see that they are wearing a thong (either by accidental whale tail or by lack of panty lines) and was concerned they would be judged for it.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I have known some people who are absolutely convinced that only ****** wear skimpy panties like thongs. On the opposite side of that I have known people who are worried that someone will think they are a ***** if they are wearing a thong. I have known people who feel that larger people should not wear a thong and if they do they should be shamed for it (I disagreed). And while I've never personally known anyone like this, I also know that there exist in the world people who hear that you are willing to wear a thong and then want to spend forever lecturing you on why that is bad for your health. So it is possible that the OP was concerned that someone would either be able to see that they are wearing a thong (either by accidental whale tail or by lack of panty lines) and was concerned they would be judged for it.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If the second post doesn't disappear, I apologize for its existence. I have no idea why it double posted.
Charlie Given 28
Revenge a dish best served with a atomic wedgie the little bastard.
Kyliej96 6
Thong wedgies are the worst! By brother never gave me one but I got them from friends a few times. I can relate