By Dr Pepper - 28/01/2018 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.

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arandomperson97 18

Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.

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Comments

acmariner99 25

That’s one way to keep things fresh in the bedroom

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CoyoteOldOne 17

Don't worry, someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. Someday, after lots of therapy, maybe. But someday. Perhaps yeeeeeaarss from now. But still. Someday.

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mssileas 25

I love how you mentioned you were on top - as if explosive diarrhea would be somehow a bit more sexy when it's you instead of her lying in a puddle of... well, diarrhea. Real bonding moments in a marriage. Can you already laugh about it?

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Slim87R 7

Congratulations, you just upgraded to rocket powered status.

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Stealthninjaa 19

When you gotta go you gotta GO.

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Fiona Kraai 5

Omg I think SHE deserved to be shat on. WHEN A MANS GOTTA GO HES GOTTA GO

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Lewminardy 14

If I wouldn’t be allowed to use the bathroom, I would pee in their ******

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