By Stalkerella - 08/05/2018 05:51

Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 659
You deserved it 268

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ohsnapword 21

If he is blocking your driveway, you can have his truck towed.

Stick the bird in his tail pipe. Or the trucks

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Zekfen 17

“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...” “STOP SUMMONING ME!” *throws decapitated bird at you*

It's illegal to block a driveway. If he really is an asshole get his truck towed. I am not confrontational but no. blocking a driveway is unacceptable to me.

thatslifeiguess7 16

um the cops didn't do anything about the bird

Lobby_Bee 17

Relax, just because he filed it doesn't mean it'll go through. He'll embarrass himself soon enough when he is asked to provide evidence.