By Anonymous - 10/06/2018 01:30

Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 261
You deserved it 327

Same thing different taste

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Wow... I hope you at least deflated her car tires after she went inside and you got your eyesight back.

azouwa 26

Comments

PenguinPal3017 19

I hope you called the police.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

I hope you did the reasonable thing and put the carts back behind her car

If I thought she knowingly did it I would put every cart I could find around her car

Mungolikecandy 19

Dependent upon how aggressively you confronted her then an assault charge may be made against her.

Lobby_Bee 17

Go to a bush and take a dump. Then smear your shit inside the radiator fins. The heat would bake the poop onto the radiator and besides smelling bad, the baked on crap would be difficult to remove without damaging the fins.

I'm disturbed by your expertise with this procedure!

thehaystackerine 20

You mean the only parking spot close enough for your bitch ass to walk from?

completely warrants keying her car!!

retailsuxa$$ 6

key the ***** car ,box her in with carts or repeatedly slam carts into her car to do as much damage as possible.

Mooglefox 23

You should have pull your car in the spot before moving the carts