Miscellaneous: Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather.... - FML

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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You deserved it 78

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By hesgonnahateme - 06/06/2013 05:08 - United States - Benton

Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML

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Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

Oh nooooo

By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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You deserved it 176

By Blank - 17/06/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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You deserved it 4 138

By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 10 946

Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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You deserved it 3 783

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mareike 16

Sunday 18 October 2015 12:44

The world is just too small.

Miss_Chevious 37

Sunday 18 October 2015 14:04

Well, at least he can't fire you from being your mom's son.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 18 October 2015 14:30

That sucks

PrideOfTheFallen 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 14:55

I wouldn't be so sure if that..

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:39

Now he can ground you!

SmittyJA24 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:40

He didn't meet your mom yesterday; So you'd been working for the man that's been banging your mom. Is that how you got hired? Did you believe you were immune from being fired & ****-up along the way? Hmmm?

tranced_ 45

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:53

"mom, you're making a huge mistake!"

tranced_ 45

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:55

HorribleBosses 4

Scorpio1691 29

Sunday 18 October 2015 16:48

no need to be polite to him. so long as you've moved out

fariss 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 17:54

Wow, he fired you and then **** your mom, could it get any worse

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 18 October 2015 18:42

"Come on, now, Brandene. You know they's my parents, too."

AIienware 9

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:29

We need a follow up OP

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