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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Akito_fml 0

Wow. What a way to scare the girl away. Idiot much? Lucky for her she didn't get with you :O

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blooxxkrazi 0

Never jump to conclusions man

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CannibalGuy 0

Chill out man... A girl tells you she likes you and you call her a ****? WTF :S

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mylifesucks97 0

u r such an asshole

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blackxmortals 0

I think it's rich when a guy, who most likely thinks about sex about once every five minutes, even thinks he has the right to call a girl a ****.

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tasteslikeloud 0

Way to flip out

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seb12992 0

As already stated a hundred times, you're a douchebag for overreacting the way you did. Hopefully no girl will ever make the mistake of dating you.

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metallo117 0

sorry to say this, but you are a complete ******* DUMBASS

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