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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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you overreact... badly...

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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you overreact... badly...

responses 0

She's lucky she didn't date you. I can just imagine what kind of a bipolar shit you'd say. You: "We're out of salami??????????? [email protected]

xxbadassbitchxx 0

u fuckin fail

DarkWaffle 0

LOL @282

you are a psycho asshole. the end.

slushpup9696 12

Everything about the OP just screams douchebag. His name, his story, the fact that he's from New Jersey...

OP you fail at life, if only for the fact the you're from Jersey. jk But seriously what with the temper issues man??

jackaaa 0

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Girreth 7

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On behalf of people who actually have bipolar. Some of us don't act like complete psycho twats. That comment wasn't cool man.

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rixietrixie 25

Schizophrenia is a medical mental disorder where the most common symptoms are having multiple personalities and/or hearing voices in their head. I don't think OP has multiple personalities or heard a voice to tell him to be a freak, he's just 100% psychotic

Turns out you don't know much about schizophrenia either it's very rare that people have true multiple personalities. Which BTW is a separate disorder.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

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Bipolar is not 'having two personalities'. Where the hell did you people go to school?

Bipolar is when a person experiences mood swings that last a very long time or has mood swings that are rapid. They do not have 2 personalities. I know this because I am bipolar. The OP just thought a girl he likes played a prank on him and was hurt and he freaked out.

Well, unless she likes bipolar lunatics, I think you ruined your chances. Great job.

Curtieeeez 0

Wow, fail on your part.

ladedum 0

temper, temper.

I2OI3 0

YA I BET SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH NOW.. THAT SUCKS!! YOU NEED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE IT WAS A JOKE, YOU CAN DO IT!!

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

totoro_fml 0

craaaazy

lol, why would that ever be your reaction?