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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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xmelissaaax0x 0

your probably abusive.. i wouldnt call you anymore if i was that girl.

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sanctuary_fml 0

LMFAO LMFAO HAHAHAHA!

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shellybean87 0

Assumeing makes an ass out of u and me ass u me

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gummibehrs 4

She's lucky she caught what you were screaming, you're probably an abusive bipolar douchebag.

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Lovebug27 0

YDI! Why wouldn't you say hello? Or somethingl like that. Good thing she saw your true colors.

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KillaKingPerrie 4

YDI for not having social skills

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Sorrytohearthat 0

You seriously are an IDIOT for acting like that. Always assume stuff like that has happened.

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Sorrytohearthat 0

You seriously are an IDIOT for acting like that. Always assume stuff like that has happened.

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tikicrown 0

you should have been patient and waited

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