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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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luckshotpro 12

at least now she doesn't have to date this crazy, bipolar nutjob that she thought she liked. maybe from now on she'll get to know more about who she wants to date before actually telling them.

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xxunicornxc 0

yup. we girls love it when you flip and call us *****. charming.

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lauzerdaniel 0

Anger management much

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schirrmy908 0

way to be a douche. YDI.

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serge_s 0

in future try to be more restrained, idiot

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