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timv94 Lexington, United States

Today, the fire alarm went off at work. My office is on the second floor, and the door to the stairs were jammed shut. The only way out was jumping out the window. The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning their lunch. FML

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timv94 4

I'm the only person on the second floor. We have HIGHLY explosive chemicals in the labs on the first floor. I'd rather have a broken leg than blow up and die.

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Goblin182 27

I think I would have made sure there was clear and present danger before jumping out of a second floor window.

Gweedo65 16

I respect your decision

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Comments (145)

SunTzu2 9

Not only was there no fire but you found out the painful way that you're not the brightest spark either! Get well soon all the same

treemonkey 7

Sue the company for the fire hazard

chris4u2nv5 19

Wait, what? WTF?

luvmyfamof4 4

due to the safety violations, county health and fire need to be contacted. take action to prevent future harm.

Bliepje 22

i get it. When the firemen knocked on my door i forgot everything and just went down the stairs as quickly as i could. Ur company failed on the safety departement. ..all doors must be unlocked

ober80 6

I'd sue to be honest. Fire regulations or health and safety

camtheman007 14

I would sue the company for having a dysfunctional door, causing you to jump out the window and break your leg.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

I hope the person got some new lunch.

JRtheSnowman 5

That's awesome that's a negligence lawsuit right there

grudger 14

Fire escape?