timv94
Lexington, United States
Today, the fire alarm went off at work. My office is on the second floor, and the door to the stairs were jammed shut. The only way out was jumping out the window. The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning their lunch. FML
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Goblin182 27
I think I would have made sure there was clear and present danger before jumping out of a second floor window.
Gweedo65 16
I respect your decision
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Witchylady 18
The decision was a bit premature. Smoke alarms falsely go off all the time. Bad move buddy!!!
travisrwr 8
the company should cover the insurance since their doors were jammed. fire Marshall would fine the shit out of them.
sloving 2
I smell a lawsuit.
tonyfan00 38
Jammed doors? Sounds like the company has slacked in safety... consider reporting them.
jetski67 6
It's like that episode of the office where Ryan burned the pita in the toaster and Michael freaks out over it
xaru 21
Sue the company's ass
xxsakuraxx 29
Make that $0n*£@b!t€h pay for it!!! I don't just mean your medical bills. I think your pain and suffering should cost him too! I broke my ankle last year and I had a month in a cast, a month in a boot, and another month of physical therapy. I still feel a lot of pain sometimes, especially when it storms. I'm soo sorry you have to endure a broken leg. Its hell! I hope you have better luck with your recovery and less than I did.
Bragi 12
You're a panic-prone fool. YDI.
middlenamefrank 8
I'm guessing that somehow all the other people on the second floor dealt with the situation in a much better fashion, and didn't break their leg? Sorry, idiot, YDI.
Moobacca 2
Sue the hell out of the company. Seriously, it's their job to make sure their employees can get out safely.