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timv94 Lexington, United States

Today, the fire alarm went off at work. My office is on the second floor, and the door to the stairs were jammed shut. The only way out was jumping out the window. The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning their lunch. FML

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timv94 4

I'm the only person on the second floor. We have HIGHLY explosive chemicals in the labs on the first floor. I'd rather have a broken leg than blow up and die.

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Goblin182 27

I think I would have made sure there was clear and present danger before jumping out of a second floor window.

Gweedo65 16

I respect your decision

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fantasyworld 39

I'd sue for the jammed door.