Love: Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family...

By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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You deserved it 5 566

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

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Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 604

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I agree, your life sucks 435

You deserved it 137

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You deserved it 140

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You deserved it 216

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Today, I learnt through others that my crush will be emigrating to the US in a month's time. We've known each other for almost three years but I'm too afraid to say it. But then we will never cross paths again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 190

You deserved it 357

By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Thursday 17 September 2009 16:06

BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.

StanFJones 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 16:13

How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?

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Ritz101 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:19

Today, I read your fml. FML.

gtfwdr 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:55

#63 is my hero =]

lomare 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:54

damn...dude that sux...u should have just tallked to him yourself...even after the whole rumor went around

portable_chicken 0

Friday 18 September 2009 8:25

you should move anyway. Its nearly summer here so its hot :) get away from the coldness of england.

twitter_whore_x3 0

Friday 18 September 2009 20:29

you're from swindon!! im from swindon!! ;D

nabzilla 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:36

Some friend she is.

FMLxcore 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 13:03

Oh well, the guy's moving, so you wont need to face him. Also, you're not going anywhere, so you'd proove the rumor wrong.

Thecloak 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 5:57

Hmm, I assume people will figure that something is wrong with this theory when you don't move to Australia? Or are you actually moving there? If so, then fyl for having such a strange coincidence, if not, stfu.

brianjman14 22

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:13

in high school and middle school people r so stupid they will believe any rumor

dontworry_behapp 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:12

This is an FML, really? One of your stupid friends spread a stupid rumour and stupid people believed it boo hoo...surely they aren't that stupid to realise that once he moves to Australia and you stay in Swindon that your friend is childish, don't worry about it!! And if this is all you have to complain about in your life then more for you >.