Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I learnt through others that my crush will be emigrating to the US in a month's time. We've known each other for almost three years but I'm too afraid to say it. But then we will never cross paths again. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
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_THE_MASTER_ 0
BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.
StanFJones 0
How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?
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Comments (97)
Ritz101 0
Today, I read your fml. FML.
gtfwdr 0
#63 is my hero =]
lomare 0
damn...dude that sux...u should have just tallked to him yourself...even after the whole rumor went around
portable_chicken 0
you should move anyway. Its nearly summer here so its hot :) get away from the coldness of england.
twitter_whore_x3 0
you're from swindon!! im from swindon!! ;D
nabzilla 0
Some friend she is.
FMLxcore 0
Oh well, the guy's moving, so you wont need to face him. Also, you're not going anywhere, so you'd proove the rumor wrong.
Thecloak 0
Hmm, I assume people will figure that something is wrong with this theory when you don't move to Australia? Or are you actually moving there? If so, then fyl for having such a strange coincidence, if not, stfu.
brianjman14 23
in high school and middle school people r so stupid they will believe any rumor
dontworry_behapp 0
This is an FML, really? One of your stupid friends spread a stupid rumour and stupid people believed it boo hoo...surely they aren't that stupid to realise that once he moves to Australia and you stay in Swindon that your friend is childish, don't worry about it!! And if this is all you have to complain about in your life then more for you >.
Frenz 0
It would be hilarious if your parents announced that they're moving the family to Australia.