Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
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lovepandorasaver 11
Tell them to piss off
Feared 9
If you say that to kids, urine trouble.
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bubo_fml 11
An old friend use to hang out with a baker who worked at Winchell's doughnut house. The baker would drink all night, and show up for work drunk the next AM...One AM, he stumbled through the door, stopped by the giant mixer, unzipped & whizzed into the doughnut batter...I haven't had a Winchell's doughnut since I heard that story...
ElishaisSexy2016 9
That's one good employee right there.. Good job OP! :)
tinker88 2
That's what happened to me at work coz I was the smallest -_-
debbster7 18
Story of my life! Being short sucks. I once had to go into a storm drain to retrieve a football, because I was the smallest person around that would light enough to be picked up once I was inside.
NerdiMe3 0
OK, admit it, when you were a kid, you would've laughed, too.
Jellyman64 0
Eat their livers.
daps29 11
Sometimes kids are really mean...
Hellbound_Alleee 14
That's one of "life's little annoyances," all right.
antonimos 12
Piss in thier open laughing mouths?
JoeCool6972 1
1) You didn't have to clean it up. 2) It should still be legal to spank someone else's child like it used to be a long time ago.