Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
I started a joke…
Today, two of my friends, who are both well off, offered to buy me new clothes. I thought they were just being generous like they normally are. I also thought my clothes weren't too bad, so I asked my girl if I looked ratty. She just started laughing at me. Apparently they're really bad and it's a running joke for everyone. FML
Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML
Piss off, perv
Today, 40-something year-old man hit on me at the mall (I'm 14), then told me that ladies needed to dress like ladies after I made a joke to my friend about wanting to wear jeans to homecoming. I'm not a girl btw. FML
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Looking the part
Today, I did a themed circus performance, then went out to small club afterwards, still in my outfit. Three people asked me to join them and chat. Apparently they thought I was ''a strung out prostitute on ketamine'' and ''didn't want anything bad to happen to (me)''. I guess I looked like a Victorian-era hooker? FML
Crusin' for a brusin'
Today, I was taking the subway home when some entitled fuck called me a "junkie", all because I'm long-haired and have my arms covered in tattoos. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
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WCARlover 35
Even after Googling it, I've never been 100% sure what a juggalo was..
Theactuary 0
Maybe they were just clownin' around
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psycholette26 0
Apparently you have no sense of style then. ;)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Or some people from a group insulted OP because it doesn't fit THEIR standards. Remember, we all have a style: the individual's, yours, the comformist style, etc.
Mr_mur_der 0
Just like any other fan base Juggalos have good and bad people that claim it. I personally listen to psychopathic records music, and claim to be a Juggalo. Unlike the typical story you hear of us being nasty drug using bums, I am in college and own my own company. I don't do drugs, or drink. You can't claim everyone is the same. It'd be like saying every "Maggot" is an Iowa loving backwoods redneck. It's simply not true and simple minded to think that way.
EmoAngel13420 5
Agree 100٪ I am a juggalo(or as some would say juggalette). I own my own home, have a family, and for the most part am a "normal" member of society. My husband who is also a juggalo works a full time job, making good money, and neither one of us do drugs or drink.
Sammi3suffocat3 1
Clowns freak me the **** out. But each to their own I suppose. Ragging on a group of people is pointless. No matter your opinion on them they aren't going to change for you. get over it. They are just trying to wind you up.
ClosetTroll 10
At least they didn't mock your face..
jewey420 0
Theirs nothing wrong with juggalos. Some of
emmyrae12845 0
We will never die alone, Juggalos will carry on, Swing our hatchets if we must, Each and every one of us! **** u asshole!
JuggaloWicked 0
then you must of have been wearing something ****** up. for people like us to say something
davestrider 0
You have the best Juggalo face ever ************ Always stay down with the clown
davestrider 0
The Juggalo dress the best. Always stay down with the clown ************! WC
cass1221 5
I listen to icp (so, I assume I'm a juggalo?)... I have good taste in clothing, don't wear face paint, or sport a little man carrying around a hatchet. needless to say, some of the comments on here are ill informed. sorry you had a bad experience.
UniqueGummyBear 8
just listening to them doesn't make you a Juggalette, but thank you for your support and rational thinking.
mommy10613 4
i'm a juggalette and i'm allergic to a majority of face paints XD not all of us are idiots :) sorry you had issues