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Sir_ND_Pity Fresno, United States

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!

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DDCA 24

Some people need to be sterilized.

Meenah_fml 4

As awful as that is, their aim was pretty impressive.

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Comments (118)

Grauncho 27

Is it weird that reading this actually made me angry?

rattusrattus 19

Me too. Food is serious business. DO NOT MESS WITH MY DINNER.

lochiamochia 25

It would be weird if it made you hungry. *Salivating*

raspberryboo 10

not at all

teentee401 37

It made me angry too. What an asshole.

DocBastard 40

What an idiot! It isn't bonus points unless you get some in the bowl AND some on the victim's head! Everyone knows that!

Link5794 18

How is this possible? Somebody thumbed down DocBastard? I should wait a while to assess the situation before taking further action. This is truly a mystery.

j_cat187 20

Not funny, food is no laughing matter. Especially if there was orange chicken involved. I would go Bruce Lee on their ass.

DogsPaw 16

Wonder if Doc yells Bonus Points alot...

Ins0mau 20

80 - Only at work, I imagine.

Obey_StudBoii 23

I would have beat the crap out of them.

Reaper1984 13

kick his ads sea bass

CharresBarkrey 16

So close.

RedPillSucks 33

Translation, please.

PenguinBitch 44

Did your fortune cookie say that today wasn't going to be your best day?

xTrepidation 14

Hm, I wonder what their point system is based on if that was just for the bonus points.

PipingMouse 14

I would have flipped out and made them buy me another meal. No one gets between me and my Chinese food.

White_like_dat 3

Still better than McDonald's....

upallnight11 19

I would've trown the bowl in his/her face for being rude and disgusting.

SirCharles83 13

Does trown mean that someone gets trolled and owned at the same time?

SirCharles83 13

Also, if you meant "throw" and you indeed throw it up to the second floor in their faces, I believe it is you would be getting the bonus points.

chanellgymnast 17

Time to consider reapplying to another school.

HannahLouise96 13

Bit extreme, don't ya think? I wouldn't change schools just because one idiot spat in my food.

RedPillSucks 33

Unless it was cooking school. The thought that those assholes would be in the food preparation business would make my skin crawl.