Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML
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fishyrael 28
This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.
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wuffman 10
Kick her ass.
Grimnirwher9 21
This is unacceptable behavior from her side. Go talk to a teacher, or even better: your principal. This has to stop.
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angelitared 27
Kick her ass!! Grab her by her hair and head bash her ass into what ever hard surface around!! She won't mess with you again! Do it! Do it!
glki 7
Don't worry she's a very unhappy person and is obviously jealous of your life.
icepick23 12
Finger her in front of everyone
davek 36
And the punchline: The worst thing is you're both teachers...
trueblue170 13
I was bullied too, and it makes me so pissed off when I see it happening to other people. At least you actually stood up for yourself, unlike me. Don't let her get away with it. Make that bitch pay, one way or another.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I'm so sorry that happened to you :(
sneeze_watch 19
Punch her right in the solarplexus. That should impede her ability to insult you (or do much of anything). Meanwhile, Tell the ******* police. A busted lip is pretty obvious evidence that this shitbox assaulted you. At least get her suspended, if not arrested.
nataliexnaitomea 1
Kill her
weewillie 1
Have her arrested. That is battery.
viper8608 9
that your solution? you're why people are turning into wimpy excuses of human beings OP. drop her, and once she is on the ground beat her.
DeathBunny218 37
If she could defend herself like that then she probably would have done it long ago.
InorganicReece 6
Let me at the bitch. She won't die. But she will wish she did