Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML
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fishyrael 28
This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.
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wuffman 10
Kick her ass.
Grimnirwher9 21
This is unacceptable behavior from her side. Go talk to a teacher, or even better: your principal. This has to stop.
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Mildyyy 3
Kick her butt
mvc3ftw 17
Beat the shit out of her op,and have shindown's song Bully play in the background for dramatic effect.
fishyrael 28
Oh I love that song xD
mvc3ftw 17
Achievement Unlocked -get a reply from the op-75G lol. so did you find a way to retaliate op? because as others have said,principals and teachers don't do anything.(speaking from experience here as are most of the other posters)
fishyrael 28
Well this time they did. She got expelled after I reported her.
mvc3ftw 17
Well that's awesome op,now people won't mess with you anymore unless they want to be expelled...the song still would have worked.
american2541 0
This may sound stupid but it works next time she calls u a name start yelling ur right i am whayever she said and act a lil like uve just lost it and laugh when u say it and yell as loud as u can if she tries to touch u start yelling if u touch me im gonna serioiusly lose it that way ur not threatin
daps29 11
Your grammar kills me.
CharresBarkrey 15
Holy run-on, Batman.
american2541 0
This may sound stupid but it works next time she calls u a name start yelling ur right i am whayever she said and act a lil like uve just lost it anan laugh when u say it and yell as loud as u can if she tries to touch u start yelling if u touch me im gonna serioiusly lose it that way ur not threat
redhedsaysrawr 18
"threatin" definitely wasnt the only thing wrong with the last post you made, just.... just nevermind...
highfly3003 5
This situation could be a scene in Diary of A Wimpy Kid
american2541 0
And if ur screaming and yelling it will scare her and teachers will come running and explain what she has been doing if u make a huge scene itll get the focus on her and what she is doing oh and if u cry they will really nail her dirty lil trick worked for me good luck hon
Tidus0 17
I remember when I was in year 10 and a year 12 student had an issue with me and my mates hanging where we were (they started hanging near us but after we started where we were) so anyway he got right in my face to tell me we should move before something happened so I retorted that he didn't intimidate me but for him to next time brush his teeth as I could smell his mates arse on his breath. They never bothered me again. OP bullies always look for weak targets. While insulting them back may sound good in your head your lowering yourself to their level. You need to be smart witted and physically show it doesn't bother you what they say (have your cry later where they can't see or know about it) ignore it and basically tell them they don't scare you. Eventually they get bored and move onto another person.
The_F3rris 11
Hard soap + sock = payback
Quest_ 13
Did you tell her you had sex with her wife?
delilah09 6
I'm so tired of this whole "bullying campaign" going on. The kids that are bullies are just retarded and learned this behavior from their retarded parents. And the morons who say "go to the principal" are even worse. How are kids supposed to deal with these issues by constantly crying to adults. If someone hits me I'm going to hit them back ! If they're ready to hit or "bully" someone, they better be prepared to be hit back.... I'm just saying.
Arch27 27
Let's take the age out of the equation. Someone is harassing you? Take it to the authorities. If you handle it yourself you may get in deeper trouble than you were in the onset. This is especially true if you are unsure of the aggressor's history.
bioprof77 1
SHe is probably immature and likes you. Ask her out on a date. Her violence is passion, turn it into something fun.